Computer Jokes

Jokes about computers and IT, they like to drive us crazy with technology, now we get the last laugh

• We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

  :) ........ means a smile and

  :( .... is a frown.

  Sometimes these are represented by

  :-) :-(

  Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"

  Here goes:

  (_!_) a regular ass

  (__!__) a fat ass

  ( ! ) a tight ass

  (_*_) a sore ass

  {_!_} a swishy ass

  (_o_) an ass that's been around

  (_x_) kiss my ass

  (_X_) leave my ass alone

  (_zzz_) a tired ass

  (_E=mc2_) a smart ass

  (_$_) Money coming out of his ass

  (_?_) Dumb Ass