Golf Ball Jokes

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• Golfers dont grow old, they just lose their balls.

• A golfer is standing in front of his locker at the country club admiring a golf ball he has in his hand.

  Another member of the Golf club walks over and remarks: "New golf balls?"

  Golfer: "Would you believe that this is the greatest golf ball ever made? You can't lose it. You hit it into the rough, it whistles. You hit it into the woods and a bell inside goes off. If you drive it into a lake, a big burst of steam shoots up six feet in the air for two minutes."

  "That's great." The inquisitive club member replies, "Where did you get it?"
  Golfer (Grinning profusely):   I found it!