Golf Quotes by Anon

• Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle
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• The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name and they say golf is a quiet game
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• If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.
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• Since bad shots come in groups of three, a fourth bad shot is actually the beginning of the next group of three.
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• When you look up and cause an awful shot, you will always look down again at exactly the moment when you ought to start watching the ball if you ever want to see it again.
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• No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.
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• Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts in your mind during your swing.
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• When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.
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• If you're afraid a full shot might reach the green while the foursome ahead of you is still putting out, you have two options: you can immediately shank a lay-up, or you can wait until the green is clear and top a ball halfway there.
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• The less skilled the player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about the golf swing.
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• If it ain't broke, try changing your grip.
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• Golfers, who claim they don't cheat, lie.
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• Everyone replaces his divot after a perfect approach shot.
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• A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponent's luck.
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• The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the centre of a very large tree.
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• There are two kinds of bounces: unfair bounces, and bounces just the way you meant to play it.
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• You can hit a 2-acre fairway 10% of the time, and a 2-inch branch 90% of the time.
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• Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe.
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• Hazards attract; fairways repel.
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• A ball you can see in the rough from 50 yards away is not yours.
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• If there is a ball in the fringe and a ball in the bunker, your ball is in the bunker.
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• If both balls are in the bunker, yours is in the footprint.
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• Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

  
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• The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball.

  The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling.

  The sport of choice for front-line workers is football.

  The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball.

  The sport of choice for middle management is tennis.

  The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf.

  Conclusion:

  The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become!

  
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• When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit.

  
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