You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
Golf isn't just my business, it's my hobby.
His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing.
How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and been divorced twice.
I adore the game of golf. I won't ever retire.
I have an orthopedic pillow that's made out of a sponge material. I have a plate in my throat, and I have to be careful or I could end up with a bad neck in the morning. That pillow is a must everywhere I go.
I met Jesse Owens once. He was a remarkable individual, and I have tremendous respect for what he did in the Olympics under the circumstances.
I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never got serious into golf until about age 15.
I still sweat. My guts are still grinding out there. Sometimes I have enough cotton in my mouth to knit a sweater.
I use an Arnold Palmer putter that was probably built back in 1954.
I'm actually a very quiet person off the golf course. I talk 150 miles per hour when I'm at the course, but when in private I very seldom ever open my mouth.
I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money winner's list.
I've played golf with three U.S presidents.
If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a cart and cooler. If your game is not going well, you can always have a picnic.
Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.
The older I get the better I used to be!